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Chapter 10

“You know what I’m tired of?”

“I’ve a feeling you’re going to tell me.”

“I’m sick and tired of hearing about how people got a free copy of a book from the author?  Why the heck are they getting free stuff?  What is the world coming to?”

“It is a terrible thing.”

“I know it’s not a terrible thing, but why the heck didn’t I get born under the tree of free stuff?”

“Well, we all get free stuff sometimes.  The mail carrier keeps bringing you those free catalogues.”

“Everyone gets those.”

“That’s exactly my point.”



It’s half past eleven and I’m bored.

What can I say?
Nothing is really wrong, I’m lucky.  But I’m so bored!


Life is so repetitive.  You wake up you eat, you work, you speak to your colleagues,


you eat, you work, you go home, and you eat, and you do something fun, probably, and then you sleep, and the cycle begins again.

There’s nothing really wrong with it.

But it’s just the same every time



You can try

I can’t win.

I doubt I can win,

very few people actually win.

But if you don’t play the game then you will definitely lose.

You have to take risks in life.

Even if they make your stomach curl up into a ball like a hibernating squirrel.

Risks are what keep the snowball rolling.

They make your life more interesting,

more happy,

more exciting.  If you spend the whole time worrying that your

parachute won’t open, then you’ll miss the whole thing.

You’ll spoil it for you and everyone else.

So suck it up.

You can do this.

And if the risk kicks you down the hill, we’ll be waiting there for you.  Always.


More and more

The more I see of men, the less I want one.


I will admit, I like to fantasise,  I like a good daydream with a vampire and a big fight, maybe a bank robbery, and some good kissing.


In fantasy, boyfriends are awesome.


But in real life, they seem to be pretty rubbish, even when they’re pretty good.


In stories, even, they’re pretty rubbish.


I just don’t get why partnership has stayed so popular in the modern world.



Life is scary

Life is short

So do what you have to

And don’t get caught


This poem has a sort of evil darkness about it, so I thought I’d put Salem in to lighten it up.  You can take the poem however you want to, it’s not meant to encourage untoward behaviour, but it is meant to inspire rebelliousness and fun, and naughtiness.

Here are some quotes to go with the sentiment!


I liked Grace Hopper’s one, because some of the quotes I’ve come across have said that it’s easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission, which is really untrue. It’s easy to ask for permission, a lot easier than it is to ask forgiveness, but it’s incredibly difficult to GET permission, and if you GET forgiveness or not, you already got what you wanted or needed.


Excerpts from The Plasticine Cactus

I have decided to start brainstorming names for my novel, the first one I’ve got is The Plasticine Cactus.   How do you like it?  I don’t care, I like it.  Here’s an excerpt:

“You’re right.  It is fate.  I didn’t used to believe in fate, but lately I really do.  I don’t know why people have such a problem with fate, actually.  It doesn’t mean you don’t get to make choices, it just means that someone else already knows what those choices will be.  And it also means that it doesn’t matter which road you take, because you will always end up the way you are destined to end up.  It takes the pressure off, actually.”


Twenty likes!

We are having a party because my blog has recieved 20 likes and now has 10 followers!  And my spelling has improved 🙂

So without further ado I will invite you to dress up or dress down, come as you are, come as you aren’t, have a dance, have a drink, and have a good time, on me, because this blog is having a party 😀